Fuck prmo

Ratchetrap

Here’s a playful take on a song about how PRMO isn’t great, inspired by that style:

(Verse 1)
PRMO’s got me stressed, can’t deal with the mess,
Promises they make, but it’s just a game of chess.
Late on deliveries, always in a bind,
Customer service? Man, they’re hard to find.

(Chorus)
PRMO sucks, can’t get it right,
Always messing up, it’s a constant fight.
Trying to get support, but I’m left on read,
Wish I could forget, but it’s stuck in my head.

(Verse 2)
Got my hopes up high, but they fall real low,
Every time I call, it’s the same old show.
Missing my orders, I’m losing my mind,
Thought I’d get some help, but I’m still in the grind.

(Chorus)
PRMO sucks, can’t get it right,
Always messing up, it’s a constant fight.
Trying to get support, but I’m left on read,
Wish I could forget, but it’s stuck in my head.

(Bridge)
Refunds taking ages, where’s my peace of mind?
I just want it done, can’t keep wasting time.
Got my friends all laughing, saying “What’s the deal?”
PRMO’s a headache, it’s just how I feel.

(Outro)
PRMO sucks, it’s a hard truth,
Hoping for the best, but it’s feeling uncouth.
Gonna find a better way, I’m done with the fight,
Moving on from PRMO, it’s time to take flight.