Larry the gay mma fighter

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🎵 Song: “Larry the Gay MMA Star”

(Verse 1)
Larry struts in with a wink and a smile,
Crowd’s goin’ wild, they love his style.
Throws a wild punch, misses the mark,
But the way he flexes gets a standing spark.

(Chorus)
Oh Larry, oh Larry, he’s gay and he’s proud,
Not the best fighter, but he draws a loud crowd.
He gets taken down, and here’s the fun part,
His opponent feels more than just heart.

(Verse 2)
On the mat rollin’, bodies real tight,
Larry whispers, “Baby, you grapplin’ right.”
The guy freezes up, lookin’ all stunned,
“Was that your knee?” — “Nah, that’s just fun.”

(Chorus)
Larry, oh Larry, the gay MMA king,
Not great at punches, but he brings that zing.
Taps out quick, but he laughs with pride,
“Guess you felt somethin’ I can’t hide.”

(Bridge)
Rainbows don’t need glitter, they shine on their own,
Larry fights gay, and he fights full-grown.
Win or lose, he’s making his stand,
With a boner on the canvas and pride in his hand.

(Outro)
So here’s to Larry, the gay MMA star,
Maybe not skilled, but he’s raisin’ the bar.
In the cage he’s sloppy, but honey it’s true,
Every fight feels like a man-date too.