Randy
Soulbanjobass
(Lead) Oh, out on the street, the night is alive, (Background) Yeah, yeah, feel that vibe! (Lead) Michael McFingerNuggets, he's got a plan, (Background) You know he’s the man! (Lead) Harrold McTickletits, right by his side, (Background) They’re ready to ride! (Lead) Pullin’ up on the rivals, with a glint in their eye, (Background) Oh, watch them fly! (Chorus) (Lead) Hey, Big Dick Randy, we got what you need, (Background) Ooh, yes indeed! (Lead) Stealin’ those buttholes, from the rival’s crew, (Background) What they gonna do? (Lead) Hey, Big Dick Randy, money flows like wine, (Background) Ooh, it’s so divine! (Verse 1) (Lead) They roll up slow, under the pale moonlight, (Background) Yeah, they ready to fight! (Lead) With a swagger and a smile, they’re taking the night, (Background) Oh, they’re feelin' right! (Lead) McFingerNuggets laughs, as the chaos unfolds, (Background) Got a heart of gold! (Lead) McTickletits grins, as they make their big score, (Background) Oh, they want more! (Chorus) (Lead) Hey, Big Dick Randy, we got what you need, (Background) Ooh, yes indeed! (Lead) Stealin’ those buttholes, from the rival’s crew, (Background) What they gonna do? (Lead) Hey, Big Dick Randy, money flows like wine, (Background) Ooh, it’s so divine! (Bridge) (Lead) Under the stars, they dance and they scheme, (Background) Livin’ that dream! (Lead) Big Dick Randy waits, counting up his stacks, (Background) Ain’t no looking back! (Verse 2) (Lead) So they pull up tight, with the goods in their hands, (Background) Making big plans! (Lead) Rival gang’s in shock, can't believe what they see, (Background) Oh, it’s meant to be! (Chorus) (Lead) Hey, Big Dick Randy, we got what you need, (Background) Ooh, yes indeed! (Lead) Stealin’ those buttholes, from the rival’s crew, (Background) What they gonna do? (Lead) Hey, Big Dick Randy, money flows like wine, (Background) Ooh, it’s so divine! (Outro) (Lead) So here's to the night, to McFinger and Tickletits, (Background) They’re legends, that’s it! (Lead) Big Dick Randy smiles, as the money comes in, (Background) Let the games begin! (Lead) Yeah, let the games begin! (Background) Oh, what a win!