Never Trust a Ghost and a Coconut

humorouscountry

[Verse]
Was workin' late one Friday night,
In the barn by the ol' porch light,
Went to grab my tools when I heard a sound,
A ghost floatin' by, round and round.

[Verse 2]
He said, "Hey there buddy, can I use your saw?"
I dropped my wrench, stared in awe,
He grinned and said, "Don't you get a fright,
Just need a trim on my sheet tonight."

[Chorus]
Oh, never trust a ghost and a coconut,
One'll spook ya, the other won't open up,
Got shivers down my spine and hands in pain,
From a hauntin' ghoul and a stubborn nut again.

[Verse 3]
Next day under the big ol' palm,
A coconut fell, almost brought me harm,
I tried to crack it open with my trusty axe,
But it bounced right back, landed in my lap.

[Verse 4]
I asked the ghost, "Can you help me out?"
He just laughed with a spooky shout,
Said, "Coconuts ain't my kind of thing,
Give me chains to rattle and doors to swing."

[Chorus]
Oh, never trust a ghost and a coconut,
One'll spook ya, the other won't open up,
Got shivers down my spine and hands in pain,
From a hauntin' ghoul and a stubborn nut again.