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Verse 1:
Well shit, it's 6 AM and I'm awake
Without you here, I'm just a fake
Used to brew you strong and black as night
Now I'm drinking herbal tea like some health nut, alright?
Chorus:
Oh coffee, you sexy son of a bean
You made me feel like a caffeinated queen
Now I'm just a decaf disaster, it's true
Damn, I really frickin' miss you
Verse 2:
My coworkers ask "What's wrong with your face?"
I growl and hiss from my desk space
"I quit coffee" - they back away in fear
Like I just said I gave up beer
Bridge:
My doctor said "Your blood pressure's high"
"You're twitching like a meth lab guy"
So here I am, sipping chamomile
Pretending that this crap makes me smile
Verse 3:
I walked past Starbucks and I swear to God
The barista waved - that teasing sod
I pressed my face against the glass
Until security said "Move your ass"
Final Chorus:
Oh coffee, you magnificent addiction
Without you, life's a contradiction
I'm saving money but losing my mind
You glorious bastard, you were one of a kind
Outro:
(Spoken/half-sung)
Day 37 without coffee...
Found myself sniffing random people's mugs on the subway
Pretty sure that's illegal
Miss you, you beautiful, bitter beast
Come back to me...
(whispered) Please?