The Luke Song

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There once was a guy named Luke,  
From the army to IT, he took a new route.  
At Datcom he fixed all the tech,  
But now he's leaving, what the heck?

Oh, Luke, Luke, the lizard-loving bloke,  
Drinks like a fish, but it's all in good joke.  
Plain rice from the Chinese, that's his delight,  
But woodworking's his hobby, keeps him up at night.

He's only been on the Tube just once,  
Got lost in London, what a dunce!  
Misses his missus, sometimes sheds a tear,  
But with a pint in hand, he conquers his fear.

Thinks he's a gym rat, but can't spell the word,  
Lifts a few weights, but it's quite absurd.  
Off to a rival, he's making the switch,  
But we'll miss you, Luke, you son of a glitch!

Oh, Luke, Luke, the lizard-loving bloke,  
Drinks like a fish, but it's all in good joke.  
Plain rice from the Chinese, that's his delight,  
But woodworking's his hobby, keeps him up at night.

So here's to Luke, our tech-savvy friend,  
May your new job be awesome, right to the end.  
Raise a glass, let's give him a cheer,  
For Luke, the legend, we'll always hold dear!