
Champagne Socialist King
jauntyrhythmwithamixofacousticguitar,washboard,andlightpercussion,skiffle-inspired
[Verse] Oh Hassan streams for hours Yeah he’s got a lot to say From his chair so fine He debates all day Talkin’ ‘bout the workers How they need their rights But his Gucci slippers gleam under studio lights [Prechorus] He sips that bubbly Pops the cork While critiquing billionaires from his New York fort [Chorus] He’s the champagne socialist king Oh yes he is With a Rolex watch and politics showbiz Talks class struggle But he’s living the dream Hassan’s revolution comes with whipped cream [Verse 2] He’s got a mansion big enough to fit a crowd But he’ll tell you he’s humble Not too proud Streaming socialism from his velvet throne A Che Guevara poster on his iPhone [Prechorus] He wears designer Calls it thrift His closet’s bigger than the wealth gap shift [Chorus] He’s the champagne socialist king Oh yes he is With a Tesla parked and a life of bliss Fights the system But his wallet’s supreme Hassan’s utopia’s got a cash flow stream