Bedrock Box

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[Verse 1]
Woke up in a box of stone
Got a dirt floor
One torch
One bone
Iron bars say “you shall not pass”
Villager guard just stares
No class

Tried to punch out every block I see
My fist said ouch
Blocks laughed at me
Got a sign on the wall
Says “do not dig”
Who built this joke
Some redstone kid?

[Chorus]
I’m in a prison on Minecraft
Doing hard time for a creeper blast
Countin’ squares
Just squares
No math
Breaking my pick on the same old path
I’m in a prison on Minecraft
Day four hundred of a lava bath
If I ever get free
I’m never going back
To this bedrock box
This bedrock trap (hey!)

[Verse 2]
Cellmate’s a chicken in a tiny pen
Laid one egg
That’s my only friend
Warden walks by in enchanted gear
Flexing that helm while I rot in here

Hear carts roll in the cave next door
Someone’s rich
I’m poor
That’s for sure
They got rails and gold and glowstone art
I got moss on my broken heart

[Chorus]
I’m in a prison on Minecraft
Doing hard time for a creeper blast
Countin’ squares
Just squares
No math
Breaking my pick on the same old path
I’m in a prison on Minecraft
Day four hundred of a lava bath
If I ever get free
I’m never going back
To this bedrock box
This bedrock trap (oh yeah)

[Bridge]
Maybe there’s a tunnel under this bed
Maybe there’s freedom past the edge
If I place this torch and block just right
I might just glitch my way to light (woo!)

[Chorus]
I’m in a prison on Minecraft
Doing hard time for a creeper blast
Countin’ squares
Just squares
No math
Breaking my pick on the same old path
I’m in a prison on Minecraft
Day one million of this pixel wrath
If I ever get free
I’m never going back
To this bedrock box
This bedrock trap