Lester the Loser Vampire

halloween,comedy,blues,rhythmandbluescomedy.bassguitarprominent.fastsyncopateddrumpart.malevocals.

[Verse]
Lester the vampire a total disaster
Handsome he ain't more like melted plaster
Always was clumsy since undead day one
Tripping on coffins beneath the pale sun

[Prechorus]
He wants some love some spooky romance
But he spills his drink right down his pants

[Chorus]
Lester the loser vampire
Oh what a mess
Lester the loser vampire
Total distress

[Verse 2]
Tried to be suave tried to be cool
Knocked over candelabras in the old swimming pool
His fangs are crooked his cape's got a tear
Every Halloween night fills him with fear

[Prechorus]
He wants some love a spooky sweet date
But he faints at the sight of a dinner plate

[Chorus]
Lester the loser vampire
Oh what a mess
Lester the loser vampire
Total distress