Aaron's Bar Mitzvah

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[Verse]
We're gathered here to witness
My Aaron's big transition
Gonna try to pay attention
But I'm
Strugglin' 'cause my phone is blowin' up with text messages
Then we go downstairs and eat some food
And drink a shot of scotch
And then we take a family photo and we do the Hora
And he hugs his mom and dad and hugs his grandpa and his grandma

[Chorus]
Then the principal arrives
Aaron's gonna die
Oh
No
It's Aaron's Bar Mitzvah
His principal came to his Bar Mitzvah
Poor Aaron
Principal came to his Bar Mitzvah
Oh
No
It's Aaron's Bar Mitzvah
His principal came to his Bar Mitzvah
Poor Aaron
Principal came to his Bar Mitzvah

[Verse]
Now I am a man
And all my friends have come
To see my bar mitzvah
We all have such fun
And now it's time for me to hug my dad
And that's not even half as bad as when I hug my mom
My grandma
My grandpa
My principal is here
I am embarrassed
Oh
Man
I feel weird
But I do it for my family
I do it for my people
And I do it for me

[Chorus]
Then the principal arrives
Aaron's gonna die
Oh
No
It's Aaron's Bar Mitzvah
His principal came to his Bar Mitzvah
Poor Aaron
Principal came to his Bar Mitzvah
Oh
No
It's Aaron's Bar Mitzvah
His principal came to his Bar Mitzvah
Poor Aaron
Principal came to his Bar Mitzvah